So the first question is, why are these in a pack of 6 (versus 8 normally) for the same price as a full pack? Are you expecting it to be that damn good because of golden packaging?? Note, there is a shorter shelf life with these.
The bigger question might be; Why am I eating these at night? The answer is; To write a review!
Reading the ingredients, actual “peanut butter” is fourth, after “flour”, “corn syrup” and the inevitable “high fructose corn syrup” (shocker). Though the “peanut butter” is laced with TBHQ.. The next ingredient is “sugar”, followed by a bunch of chemicals more suited to a labratory. Order your burial plot first.
Initial look, I thought it would have a nice sugar coating? The TBHQ overpowers all the sugar in there. it’s not sweet to the taste. BAMmmmmmm!
First touch, these are softer than any other Poptart ever. Thank you super soaker corn syrups!
The aftertaste hangs around, not even the Gin will wash this away quickly. Since there are real peanuts in there, avoid your girlfriend if she is allergic. Probably for a few weeks. I mean, she is allergic to peanuts, can you tolerate that long term anyway?
Many many Ants WERE harmed in the making of this movie.